American Idol Results, Ten Go To Nine

Another hopeful goes home today, who will it be?

We get a medley of hits from the Top Ten as a group sing. The girls play the Supremes. Duet between Lil and Matt. Allison and Scott. And now all of them. Commercial break.

Ford commercial time. I know Ford is a sponsor, but do we really have to suffer through the damn things. They’re so lame.

Performance time by season two winner Rueben Studdard. Ryan called him ‘beloved’. By who? Clay is the better selling, better sounding, more famous of the season two finalists. And his outfit looks, like Brad said, a couch cushion gone awry.

Adam is standing up. He’s so safe I’m typing this up before Ryan gives the result. Duh, he’s safe. Matt’s up. Matt is in the bottom three! WTF?!?!?!?!?! I think the judges would save Matt. Kris is next. I just misheard what Ryan said. Kris is safe. Micheal and Lil are both up now. Even though Lil foundered I think this is also a duh moment. Lil is safe and Micheal is in the bottom three, again.

Now we have another performance. Smokey Robinson with Joss Stone. Smokey is looking damned good for a man who’s almost 70.

Back to the results. Allison stands. She’s so safe. Anoop (my boy!). He’s SAFE!!! Danny. He’s safe. Scott and Megan are both up. I could see either in the bottom. Scott is in the bottom and Megan is safe. All three are at center stage right now. Scott is safe. Sarver had best be going home, that’s all I’ve got to say.  There is no way in hell Matt will go away.

Stevie Wonder is up now, with another medley of Motown hits, all his of course. He’s getting pudgy and bald. Why am I not surprised that Paula is up and dancing? She’ll dance at just about anything. Now Randy and Kara are both standing and dancing.

Micheal is going to sing for his survival. But I don’t think the judges will save him. The judges say they haven’t made a decision. They argue amongst themselves and can’t make up their mind. Simon steps up and calls it, he’s going home. He’ll get picked up by someone.