Before we even hear anyone sing let me point out a few things to the producers and judges. Simply because you like a song or genre doesn’t mean you should sing it or force anyone else to. To pick such a horribly out of date theme is nothing but idolic indulgent rubbish. At best we can hope for is some bad karaoke tonight as American Idol does songs of the Rat Pack. Jamie Foxx mentors this potential train wreck
Kris Allen steps up and prepares to be shot down. Doing The Way you Look Tonight he sounds good but is far from being modern and relevant, what were the producers thinking? Randy Jackson goes on about how wonderful he was. Kara says he set the technical standard for the night, which maybe so, but no one is going to buy this other than Kirs Allen fangirls. Simon Cowell isn’t as enthusiastic as the others. He says it was nice, but not incredible. When Simon Cowell says wet remember he means not dry.
Allison Iraheta prepares for the stage, and with any luck will do her thing. Trying to come off as a crooner will just make her look fake and insincere. Her opening notes are moving and can be felt. Thankfully we can still hear Alison Iraheta in her voice. Randy Jackson say “You come out looking like Britney Murphy, totally dope, and singing like Pink with nine thousand more octaves. Kara Diogaurdi says this is final material. Paula Abdul pulls a Paula and goes on and on. Simon wants more confidence and thinks she is in trouble.
Matt Giraud will pull My Funny Valentine out of his… I am not impressed and am going to take this moment to get a get a stiff drink. With Danny Gotke coming up soon, I will make it a double.
Danny Gokey is up and don’t we all wish Alexis Grace. Singing Come Rain or Come Shine we are preparing for bad karaoke. I am prepared to drink heavily since i am sure no matter how bad it is all the Jesus Freaks are going to lay praise on him. Randy Jackson is apparently smoking some dope with his praise. Kara apparently is puffing on Randy’s pipe too. Paula is going to swoon. Simon Cowell is stoned as well.
Adam Lambert is singing Feeling Good which apparently why he is shouting. With the synthesizer tweeting out its little poppping sound I get kind of an ELO feel before we here the big band pounce on it. The judges are about to go blah blah blah so lets call it a night. I lied here is a follow up comment.
Paula Abdul says Adam Lambert is like watching Michael Phelps. Does that mean she feels like she is puffing on a bong?
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