These are the most searched for terms on google

I probably should be blogging about them as they seem to be the most popular things going this week, but i am not.  I would love to tell you I am interested in Legally Blonde the Musical, but I am not really.  Laura Belle Bundy, playing Elle Woods is hot but she is no Reese Witherspoon.  you might have guessed by now that she ranks pretty high on the fantasy list of ten women my wife would let me sleep with given the chance.  Short Chicks Rule!  This week is really been about getting things done as much as getting them started.  I am fully moved out of the in-laws house, save for a few things in the garage I can’t yet put in my own.  The new novel series is taking off, I actually have a plot and characters with a hundred pages written.  The diet is started finally and I have yet to kill anyone.  Last but not least I have a list of things I need to get done ASAP, and the number of things left unchecked is far greater than those I have marked off.  In honor of lists I give you a few to keep you in stitches the coming week.

1. The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

2. 110+ things I can’t do at work - Refer to prior to going to work.
3. 150 Things you are not allowed to do at Hogwarts!
4. List Of Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do Aboard The Battlestar Galactica - Not as Funny as original Skippy but I love Boomer, I mean BSG
5. Top Five - Publishing Daily Top 10 Lists sin 1994.  Yeah and at 13 YO they can now get on most internet sites without parental permision
6. Dave’s List of Stupidest Lists - The name says it all.
7. The Masturbation List - over a 1000 ways to say you are knuckle fucking the piss pump, something you are obviously good at if you have made it this far down the list on a Saturday night.

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