10 Fetishes that are just really weird is summed up by Internet Rule #34, which states if it exists there is porn for it. I am not sure when the rules were codified, I some how missed that meeting of the you have been web surfing since before there was a web club. As a charter member who can reminisce about stories of spending hours in a queue for ISCA BBS, I should have been informed of these kinds of policy meetings, but alas I was over looked. Maybe they thought I had gone extinct with the rest of the dinosaurs who got their first email account in the eighties. I digress, the current rule #34 was used to be #1. I suppose the current rule #1 should rightly be if you don’t want the world to find out, don’t put it online. At least there is nothing about clear plating on this list and no mental masturbation involving Peeps…

One that should have been included on that list are balloon popping. There is an interesting blog which may or may not be work safe about a derivative of it about balloon popping coupled with phone sex. Say no more… Another site in my search to bring you new content is from AskMen.com It’s list of fetishes is more tame and frankly a little mundane but some of the links on the site were a lot more interesting and a lot less work friendly. Top 10 Fetishes…

Enjoy! One bit of commentary for straight guys. If you have a fetish that you can’t explain why you think is hot then you have no reason to bitch and moan about gay guys. They can’t explain why they like guys anymore than some of you can explain why you like chicks with floppy titties in tube tops or fat girls with that flowery smell of stale piss. Accept that guys in general are their thing and if you can’t blame women for something you just don’t get then quit blaming the queers.

To all the fathers out there, if your didn’t tell your darling little daughter to make sure they guys she is hooking up with wear a rubber and she gets pregnant or a disease you might as well be the one sticking it in her, because you are responsible for her condition.

“Mom, why didn’t you tell me you had the clap before you spread out on the back seat for me, then tell everyone I was a lousy fuck?”

Moms if you are just as repulsed by this notion as you should be, then you need to make sure it doesn’t happen with another girl. Tell your sons about how to protect himself when, not if, they have sex. Tell him how to show he cares about her needs, make sure he knows that it is important even if you have to buy him a book that goes into the details of how. It might be embarrassing to talk to your teenage son about this kind of thing, but so is a the trip to the family doctor, finding out your son got VD, and looking either one of them in the face afterwards.

Not telling your kids everything they need to know about is as good as having it with them. Hiding behind your own gender bias or embarrassment just doesn’t cut it. Every parent must be involved in the reality of their children’s lives, from how they are doing at school, what they are doing online, and, yes, even if and maybe who they are having sex with . We as parents have to make difficult choices in raising our kids all the time, and we do it because it is the right thing to do. Why should the sex talk be any different? Living in a fantasy world where your kids don’t have sex, don’t get pregnant (get someone else pregnant), can’t satisfy their partner, or live the rest of their lives with an STD (and maybe die from it) leaves you as responsible as him/her and their partner for the consequences when they do.

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This chic rocks. What more can I say about sex other than knowing what you want is the way to get it. Every one should be watching this.