1. Come up with a theory and write a manuscript to support it leaving space for later details.
2. Find some evidence to support theory. It’s okay if it is of dubious quality, step three will validate it.
3. Inform a test group of your conclusions, do survey, demonstration, and claim those who deviate from stated theory are anomalous data and fit within the margin of error.
4.  Publish your book, send out articles, or just make wild ass claims on the internet.
5. When in doubt do each of the items in number three.
6. Enlist celebrities to your cause.
7. Stand fast against critics who tell you that your batshit crazy, because you have the data to backup your claim. When in doubt attack their theories as either outdated or make it personal and attack their parenting skills.
8. Let the celebrities attack the critics because they know you can’t be batshit crazy, you made them feel they were important.
9. Put money made in safe foreign bank before being sued.
10. Go into retirement for a years
11. Pop back up as television news show critic when the next big craze comes out.

*Note: Having children, being a parent, or even knowing which end the food goes into or comes out of a baby is not a requirement for becoming a child/baby expert.

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I do however encourage you to leave a link to other tests.  Maybe for new years I will take them all and post my results for you.  How does that sound.  if you take this test and leave me a link to your answers I will visit you with a comment.  Remember as always comments on Brad’s Tiny World are dofollow according to our policy only.

Brad

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/18/nj.jailbreak/index.html

While the notion of armed and dangerous criminals escaping from jail bothers me, I have to love the sheer cheek of it too. In a Shawshank Redemption-esque escape made by chipping a hole in the wall and covering it up with posters of scantily clad women is frankly something people can’t say nobody ever could conceive of happing. It is a plot point in a major motion picture picture, so you would have thought someone would have been looking occasionally. Of course everyone claimed that no one could conceive of using a airliner as a weapon by crashing it into a building either before it happened, yet it too was on the television show, The Lone Gunmen. I wonder if it would be best if we get rid of the so called security professionals and hire the likes of Chris Carter and Stephen King to brainstorm outside the box. Escaping was one thing for this pair of criminals, who thankfully aren’t anywhere near my family. Sorry for the luck of those who live in that area. The pair however didn’t just stop at escaping, they wrote a note wishing their jailers “Happy Holidays!” While the escape is serious and people are possibly in jeopardy, the note is still damned hilarious.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again.  Is at least the headline.  In the story it is claimed she didn’t think you could get pregnant again while breast feeding.  I don’t credit the National Enquirer with being right on this and it doesn’t actually matter if the story is true or not, like her representatives tell OK magazine.

Jamie Lynn Spears “Is Not Pregnant” – E! Online
In response to a story in today’s National Enquirer claiming Britney’s sister is again with child, a rep for the 17-year-old confirmed to OK! magazine that “she is not pregnant.”

What’s more, a source who lives in Jamie Lynn’s native Kentwood, La., tells E! News: “I talk to [her mom] Lynne all the time. Believe me, she would have mentioned if that little girl is expecting again. That’s just a bunch of made-up crap.”

Like I said this is a case where the actual story or the truth matters very little.  This is about the thousands of teenage girls a week who are finding themselves in the same exact position.   The next time you hear one of your conservative friends spread the lies that Barack Obama wanted to teach kindergartners comprehensive sex ed, ask them why that is a bad idea. Ask them if the public they don’t want to spend money on supporting is better served by teaching the truth about how to not get knocked up or if it is better served by hundreds of unwed teenage girls giving birth and never finishing school every year?

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If you can promise to ask us what kind we want, then you can probably get at least some of us to ask you for undergarment recommendations.

You don’t suppose the head of the church of satan has a great big woody for Sarah Palin do you?

Before we go any further in linking with Sarah Palin or her deal with the devil. I am sure she had good intentions and such when she started paving the road to hell. Is that what she diverted the money from the bridge to no where from? Furthermore I really need to know what she or her speech writers are reading from for new ideas?

What we have to fight for is freedom and security, so that our people may fulfill the missions assigned to them by god. – Sarah Palin

What we have to fight for is the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may be enabled to fulfill the mission assigned to it by the creator. – Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

This could just be a coincidence, but I have my doubts since the republican strategy for so long have run with one of the major tennants of this book. “

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim
to a big lie than to a small one.”

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