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The Idol Top 13 Try To Become The American Idol Top 12

Posted on 11. Mar, 2009 by Brad in American Idol | Twitter: @bradhart |

The top 13 come out and Alexis Grace gets the pimp spot in the introduction.  Simon drops the bomb that they are sending two people home tomorrow.  Tonight will be pushing Michael Jackson’s music.  Will Wacko Jacko prove to be too much for the this legendary prevert performer?

Lil rounds gets the first introduction and mentions mom crap, but reminds us Memphis has great barbecue.  Let’s see how she sings.  Singing the Way You Make Me Feel Lil Rounds is trying to make the men feel something with a top end that matches the bottom.  All in all her big voice is overshadowed by her big boobs and I am not sure this is her best performance.  Randy Jackson, Kara Dio Guardi and Paula Abdul think it was brilliant.  Simon Cowell tells it like it is and he hates what she is wearing.  He wants five minutes alone with her.

Blind Scott is up next.  Scott Mac Intyre sings Keep the Faith.  He starts off way too soft.  Believe me I have this pumped through a good sound system and I can tell you this isn’t very good.  The girls love him the guys aren’t impressed.

They let Danny Gotkey (aka Danny Gotke) schmooze about something other than his dead wife.  He belts some PYT.  Paula says she thinks Danny is on the way to Paula.  Simon says he is a “White Guy with Soul”  but that the soul didn’t translate to the dancing.  Randy Jackson says he just has it all.

Michael Sarver gets to go on out his family and shows some sensitive side with You are not alone.  As long as I wasn’t on hold or in the elevator too long, I could listen to this song once in a while.  The judges that matter say he had promise.  Paula drones on about him.

Jasmine Murray is going to attempt I’ll Be There.  The song is boring and I am not loving it.  She is currently on my list to go home.  Randy and Kara loved this.  Paula goes on about her youth, but points out some of the flaws.  Simon Cowell says it was a good attempt and that she needs to lighten up and act more her age.

Kris the Arky goes on about the his family life, but my Katy is pleased his wife’s name is also Katy with a Y.  As i have mentioned to her before the further south you go the girls are named for Katy, Texas.  His singing and playing isn’t too bad.  Kara pointed out that the girls love Kris.  Everyone really liked his performance.

Allison Iraheta waxes on about her parents.  She will rock out It Is Given To Me.  I half expected Billie Jean or beat it.  Paula said she looked like a rock star.  Simon says we know who she is.  Randy says she got it.  Kara says she is a rocker all the way and shouldn’t try and change it.

Anoop Desai aka Noop Dog  is going to bring energy to something.  We get Beat It out of Noop Dog.  The guitar riffs are a little much for the band.  Paula hates him.  Simon thought it was horrible.  He says it looked stupid.   Randy also says horrible.  Kara knocks him.  The judges hate him, the people will vote for him to piss off simon.

Jorge Nunez pulls the soulful sounds of the Jackson 5.  Randy Jackson would have chosen a different song.  Kara wasn’t all over the song.  Paula didn’t feel the song was right.  Simon hated the song.  Just like Anoop the judges all badmouth him so he is through.  No matter how the voting go I doubt the producers will really get rid of the two minority guys.

I am loving Megan’s dress and legs.  Lets see how she sings.  She misses her son so much, she better hope she puts out well or she will be back to him,  Singing Rockin Robin is a surprise.  The song actually suits her voice very well.  Kara thinks she put herself into it.  Paula thought it was quirky but not the best choice.  Simon thinks song choice was stupid.

Adam Lambert is pulling Black and White.  The guitar is beyond the band again.  Paula is standing up again.  I think her panties needed adjusting after the last several pissy comments.  There will be no bad comments about this one except from Simon.  Paula had her eyes transfixed on his crotch performance.  Simon says it was in a totally different league to everything else.  Randy says he has always been the most current and relevant.  Kara hopes Michael Jackson was listening to him.  Paula once again mentions  him and snatch in the same sentence.

Matt G bellies up to the piano and sings well.  Paula dances in her seat trying to fix her panties.  Randy thought he had it.  Paula pulls the sexy word out again.  Simon says good solid performance.

In the Pimp Spot we have Alexis Grace closing the show.  Singing Dirty Dianah we are promised a great number.  She is looking hot and the words MILF come to mind again!  The girl judges loved her, the guys seemed to want to restrain her.  Yeah Bondage!

The judges are promising a rule change for tommorrow remember what I said about Anoop and Jorge.

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