Welcome to Idol WTF Night

Tonight eight people will sing their hearts out so the judges can pick the three people they really want to round out the top twelve. Let’s get started. Well this really is a night for second chances. Simon Cowell has give his black shirt a second chance after it was accidentally put into a bleach load.

Jesse Langseth is grateful to show what she can do. Let’s hear her. Singing tell me something good we get to see a different side of her. I have now seen the side of her I most wanted to see and that ass looked good.

The big voice of Matt Giraud is pushing the soulful sound out with a Jackson Five song. I hope he isn’t going to try and pull a Blake Lewis with a hat if he makes it through.

Megan Corkrey is up with her bluesy side. I am glad i get to look away when I am typing since if I was watching her I would be turned off by that many tats. Paula Abdul like it. Simon says not the best vocal, but he still really likes her. Randy Jackson agrees with his boy Simon. Kara Diaguardi says we need her.

Von Smith starts out really shaky. I am not liking my homeboy from Missouri’s song choice. Simon thinks he is getting too boring. Randy was crazy about it. Kara and Paula put a nail in his coffin.

Jasmine Murray isn’t impressing me. I am not crazy about the song. Randy thought the song was still a bit too big for her. kara isn’t sure what to say. Paula thought she looked beautiful and well I agree. Simon thought it was much better than before.

Ricky Braddy is going to up tempo pulling Superstition. I was about to say bad song choice, but now I’m not sure. Kara is really impressed. Paula was up dancing. Simon didn’t care for this. Randy thought the song was self indulgent.

Tatiana Del Toro brings back a song she sang well the first time. Simon isn’t going to be happy.

Anoop Desai aka Noop Dog, is going to his us his Perogative. He too is pulling a song he has done before. Simon says they will put some personality through tonight. Randy thought he slayed. Kara wanted to dance. Paula admits he is a showman and liked his nasty moves. In truth I wish he would let his inner Bobby Brown smack around someone else’s Whitney Houston.

Jasmin Murray is picked for the young demographic.

Ricky braddy not in.

Megan and Tatiana are up together with two minutes left. Megan is picked.

I am guessing Jesse, Von, and Matt are out too.

Anoop and Matt are both in, after Simon decides to fuck with Anoop by telling Matt he is in first.