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: Ooops I am knocked up too!

December 19, 2007 by Brad
Filed under: WTF?

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Yes, today’s discursive posting event is about none other than Britney Spears’s little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, also having her legs spread farther than her ears can hear or her eyes can see. The information on how not to become preggers is out there, especially if you aren’t some isolated faith bound unquestioning twit. Did anyone give her the sex talk when they handed her the starlet club pass? Didn’t any of the hordes of managers, agents, or producers, or life coaches say if you aren’t using birth control you might just end your career? Or for that matter, did she get pregnant to as a career move? I wouldn’t put it past a starlet to think that was a good idea, or any of her hordes of managers, agents, producers, or life coaches either, since new trends are so important to them all.

She says she was surprised by this whole thing. She should just wait the surprises haven’t even begun to show up yet, she is only three months along. Of course feigned surprise is not surprising to anyone. I have seen plenty of girls who tell the world they are shocked that they could actually get pregnant, and a very long checklist of boys saying saying to themselves, “I am shocked it hasn’t happened before now, glad it wasn’t me”. Sixteen years old, unmarried, and getting knocked up is nothing new. Hopefully now that it is a celeb some serious attention will be paid to the subject of how to keep air headed half-wits from serious man juice infections and why they shouldn’t be snorting celebrity stardust like so many pixie sticks. Of course my biggest fear is it will become the latest tween sensation…