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Staying On The Funny Side Of Bluetooth

“I’m excited about your birthday present,” my husband said to me, holding up a small Fedex package with a bow attached, wearing the same expression as last year when he handed me my new gutter irrigation system. “It’s something you can use,” he said, “to make your life easier.” No way could that package hold an overweight Russian nanny named Svetlana who loves Chuck E Cheese and cleaning toilets. I wasn’t buying it. Continue reading

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The 9/11 Lessons We Still Haven’t Learned

Nearly everyone has a September 11th story to tell.  I was in the Dollar General in Xenia, Ohio and instantly knew it wasn’t an accident.  I was on my way home to Cedarville when the second plane hit confirming it … Continue reading

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