The land of sunshine, sharks and sermons we once again has the rest of the country scratching our heads and going “What the Fuck?” Along with their other recent decisions to encourage science teachers to teach alternate theories to evolution, denied them the right to teach anything but abstinence, and wants Christian themed license plates, they are now firing substitute teachers for Wizardry.

What sort of awful sorcery did the man bring down upon his temporary students? He made a toothpick disappear. He didn’t make his hand disappear up a girl’s skirt. He didn’t stare too long at boy’s ass in the shower. He didn’t down a bottle of pills or booze. He made a toothpick disappear using wizardry, something the Florida Christian community can’t seem to tolerate.

Once again a public institution that should be totally independent of religion has been corrupted by holy rollers. If this bothers you as much as it should then write, call, email here is the contact information for the school district in question.

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School Board Chairman
Marge Whaley
20433 Homossasa Ct.
Land O’ Lakes, Florida 34639
813-794-2140

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Superintendent
Heather Fiorentino
813-794-2651

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Principal Dave Estabrook
Charles S. Rushe Middle School
18654 Mentmore Blvd
Land O’ Lakes, FL 34638
813-346-1200
Fax: 813-346-1291
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