These Little Town Blues are Melting My Ears Away

The first New York contestant has quit her day job, and that was about as stupid as it gets for as bad she is.  Simon calls her boss and actually asks her for it back.

The first Puerto Rican Jorge Nunez has a nice voice and sings well in both English and Spanish.

Jessika Baier comes to Puerto Rico from Michigan and sucks.  A bunch of people after her also really suck and can’t understand how bad they suck.

Melinda has some pithy come backs and sings Feeling Good and I Decided I could listen to her sing naked and with my eyes closed.  She gets to go to Hollywood.

Jackie Tohn has an interesting voice isn’t bad looking, but the judges aren’t looking impressed.  Simon asks for a second song.  She gets four yeses and one great piece of advice, be who you are.

Despite not being able to play her guitar Jackie Tohn performed well and I see her as a potential top ten contestant. I might possibly go as high as saying she is an eight if she takes her clothes off.

Things look grim in Puerto Rico.  They seem to think this is a dancing show.

Joel Santos is highly creative but I don’t think singing is his thing.

Nick Mitchel this seasons gayest contestant so far sasses Simon, and Simon likes it?

Nick Mitchell sasses Simon.  I am not sure we have had a queerer acting guy on this season.  He was entertaining and they needed some people sp with three yeses he goes.

Then we get a bunch of shot clips of really good people.

We aren’t half over yet and that is really a bad sign.

Monique Garcia Torres has a voice that could make it to the top ten finalists.

Monique Garcia Torres has a sweet voice  Paula and Simon give her a nod and she makes it through, but might have problems there.

Alexis Cohen is a true New Yorker she mediated then prepares to tell Simon to kiss her ass.  This year she is a kinder gentler bitch.  Like a Prayer is not a good song choice for her, but I am not sure there is a right song.  She should have practiced up her attitude.  She got worse from last years.

Patrica Lewis Roman

San Juan gives one final contestant.  Patrica Lewis Roman starts off with a bad song choice, but goes into a Spanish song for her second chance.  Paula and Simon agrees with Randy and send her to Hollywood.